Robot Zombie Vampire Goats of Mars! (by A.L. Pineson)
#54: Robot Zombie Vampire Goats of Mars! (by A.L. Pineson)
Synopsis: Robot Zombie Vampire Goats of Mars (vs Tim Beefman, weightlifter and all-around good guy)
It was easy for Tim Beefman to carry Scarlett and run because he was a weightlifter and used to lifting heavy things which are easier to lift on Mars, but it was still hard to escape the Robot Zombie Vampire Goats because they ran really really fast and wanted to bite Tim Beefman on the butt because that is what they were told to do by the Yankeys whom Tim secretly suspected were horse eaters.
Besides, they just liked biting people.
7 pages of crack, people. In case the title didn’t give it away.
Robot Zombie Vampire Goats of Mars! (vs Tim Beefman) is free online at Shimmer Magazine (pdf).